theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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lawebloca:

Bear Attacks

lawebloca:

Bear Attacks

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baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via mais-oui-cest-moi)


jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

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fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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